Why? Cause it's that HOT! It's hot, it's really hot.
- It's so hot you have to eat spicy hot jalapenos just to cool your mouth off!
- It's so hot the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground!
- It's so hot farmers are feeding their chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs!
- It's so hot you can get sunburned through your car window!
- It's so hot that I determine the best parking space by shade...forget distance!
- It's so hot it makes me want to take off my skin and sit around in my bones!
- It's so hot the squirrels are handling their nuts with pot holders!
- It's so hot I can roast marshmallows on my belly!
- It's so hot that hot water comes out of both taps!
- It's so hot it's like living in the french fry bin at McDonald's!
- It's so hot the Walker Senior Center is having a wet t-shirt contest!
and last, but not least...
- It's so hot that Satan went home til it cools off in Shafter!
As Paris Hilton says.....THAT'S HOT