Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Man with Horns robs Jack in the Box

Yesterday, at 8:30 am...in the morning mind you; some guy decides to rob the Jack in the Box that is one block North of my office.

You have to wonder about someone that wakes up fresh in the morning, with the whole day ahead of him...all the possibilities of the world open to him and what does he decide to do first thing? Well why not rob a Jack in the Box right?

And to further show the stupidity of this person let me describe this criminal as he is described in our local newspaper. He's described as a white man, 18 to 20 years old, 5'9", possibly with horn tattoos on his face! Horns! Really? Horns!

Don't you think that if you had horn tattoos on your face...and you are going to rob someone or someplace, ummm, don't you think you would maybe put some makeup on the horns to cover them up? Maybe some long bangs? Maybe not attempt to make a career in crime if you're THAT noticeable?

It just makes me wonder and say to myself..."Self, what the heck!"

6 comments:

  1. I guess he was hungry?

    I think I'd invest in a 29 cent mask to cover UP those horns if I were he!

    Hehehehehehehehe

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  2. Alicia, you have me in hysterics. (is that a proper sentence?) Oh well, I am laughing my ass off. There really are dumb people walking among us.

    I hope you had a wonderful Christmas. I wish you a very happy new year. xoxo

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  3. Yikes! How much green could he possibly have gotten from robbing a Jack in the Box?

    And maybe he put the horns ON (temporary tats)...just to throw the coppers off. Did you ever think of that??

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