Sunday, June 22, 2008

Tee Shirts I Like

I saw a tee shirt the other day while watching an episode of House and I haven't been able to find the one he had which was just a picture of the country of Africa with a peace sign on the top of the country. While looking for it though, I found these that I thought were pretty funny, click on them to see them larger.

This one reminds me of my youth, remember the Coke song? I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company.

Ahhhh, the good ol days. But this one made me laugh because it would be nice to teach the world to think. I know many a time while driving I get cut off by some idiot and I say to myself, "What were you thinking?"

This one I would wear, because I'm such a rebel! Yeah right! It's just cute because it's so true.

I like this one because all the grand kids call my mom Nana, and she's just as good for all of us as Milk is.

As long as we "got Nana" all is good in our World.

And this one doesn't need any explanation, I grew two people. Ironman and Spiderman, I'd like to see you try that one!

This is a good one considering the current state of affairs with gas prices. I can't believe here in Kern County in 2008 we're paying $4.45 for a gallon of GAS...who would of thought that?

When I started driving back in 1975 gas was 96 cents a gallon! I swear!

And this one is just a little bit cruder, but same message about highway robbery!

This is so me! I'm the Queen of Sarcasm. I don't
mean to be, but I'm so good at it!

I love this one, because I love shoes. I used to have a gazillion shoes and I was always buying more, but now that I live in poverty as a home owner...alas, I don't buy new shoes anymore.

But don't shoes make us feel great? I mean you can try on blouses, jeans and pants and feel like a big stuffed pig depending on the style, but shoes always make you feel skinny!

Hahaha, haven't we all experienced this one? I know I have at my last job. It felt, no, was HELL!

And I just don't get tee shirts like these. I think they're very derogatory towards women, just like that show Bridezilla was. It's the world trying to have us believe that women don't really care who they marry, the point of the game is to get someone to marry you. I don't know if I like this one, but it is cute and that was the point of this post, not to be politically correct, just cute.

One of Lisa's favorite sayings.

Do you remember these guys? Yep, the Archies! That's Veronica, Archie and Betty. I loved these comic books. They were the greatest. They were he closest thing we had back then to Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and some of these other celebrities.

I always wanted to be Veronica, she always dressed so well and had such shiny, straight hair.

This was too funny, it reminds me of a tee shirt Isaac wears that says something about the voices in his head, I can't remember the exact saying, something like I do what the voices in my head tell me.

I've always said this saying because I love books. In one episode of my favorite show, Two and a Half Men, Alan has this breakdown in a bookstore and he freaks out. He starts to just grab books and talk about the authors and how he's going to read this one and that one, and on and on.

When I retire, all I want to do is spend my days reading.

Ok, these next few tee shirts, I'm not going to do a play by play on. All I'll say is that this year I'm turning 50. Mentally I didn't age gracefully. I'm just not where I thought I would be at age 50, but as the tee shirt above is what it cry and you cry alone, laugh and the world laughs with you, especially if they're all laughing at you :-)

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